DAYTONA 500

OK so another year and another Daytona 500 which means more rules changes, more promise of a better NASCAR season and another typical dumbass "boogity boogity boogity" from Darrell Waltrip....


 I am a HUGE fan of the Daytona 500 but if I have to see another year where a pothole delays the race or it rains and they shorten the race....I might be done......

 
 THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL OF NASCAR, BIGGEST SPECTACLE IN AUTO RACING and because of TV money and the dumbass West Coast...California race next week....they don't FINISH the 500......here's an idea.....FINISH THE FUCKIN 500 .....its your BIGGEST race of the year.....who the fuck cares about the race in California the next week.....oh great a boring ass race with 4 second lead and no passing.....GREAT.....



I am pulling for Tony Stewart, Kevin Harvick and Jeff Burton to win this....

 I love me some JJ but 5 time champ....damn he is just too good to follow anymore


WHY cant the CUP cars look like the Nationwide cars?....one word BADASS .two more words..STOCK CAR..those look like STOCK cars

DODGE CHARGER

TOYOTA CAMRY

CHEVY IMPALA

FORD MUSTANG

 AND DON'T THOSE CARS LOOK BETTER THAN THE SO-CALLED STOCK CARS.......YES!!1




RACE WILL BE GOOD I GUARANTEE IT>>>>>!!!!!..lots of passing and lots of craziness.....TRUST ME....OH and Danica races on Saturdays but who the fuck cares when she looks like this...


I will be watching tomorrow....will you? and plus its a good reason to drink lots of beer and BBQ....and would you rather be watching the NBA All-Star game?....NO....better yet......FUCK NO!!!

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Hump Day

not much to say as the puppies are gone.....BOTH of them....so its actually quiet in the house for the first time in a month....so I am enjoying this THOROUGHLY.....

Bonnaroo lineup came out yesterday and I guess I will have to see Arcade Fire on every festival list in the upcoming months....

REALLY?

they aren't THAT good

So for the year we have Jazz Fest, Bonnaroo and Coachella, with Lollapalooza and Voodoo still left to give them a chance.....JEEZ are we THAT starved for music that we latch onto Arcade Fire and other not so great bands as Muse and so on......

and while I appreciate Eminem....same thing will be for him.....than Bonnaroo has Lil Wayne.....

RUH ROH.....big mistake as it will ruin everything.....just saying

speaking of BIG mistakes....Jimmy Buffett for the 2011 Jazz Fest poster?

DAMN Jazz Fest has gone down further than I thought.....I get the concept of him on the street corner mid 60s but its Jimmy Buffett, the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" guy......that drunk boat captain guy...oh well 

THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS.....on so many levels...and not cause of the woman thing....its just funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSQEdBmMlEg&feature=related

gotta go....not enough on my mind

Skeet Shooting w/Pete

It's either hit or miss with this one.....

A few things I want to get out of the way.....the Buffalo Bills have come out with NEW uniforms and YES they rock.....

UM MEMO TO BUFFALO.....
get some BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS and you might start winning with these old school gems

they are OLD SCHOOL...and anything is better than the Canadian Football League ones they had.....not the new fangled garbage the Carolina Panthers wear or the boring ass Texans wear......here is my take on the whole NFL uniforms........FULL STRIPES ROCK...not the pointy ones that dont finish.....the ones that go all the way down and the ones that go entirely around your SLEEVE not draped over your shoulder.....and here is the KEY to NFL success.....LOOK IT UP if you dont believe me.....

BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS!!!!!

nothing says tough like BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS!!!!!.......

PACKERS V BEARS.....I rest my case

about the only exception to this rule is the Patriots (white) and Steelers (white) but you wear BLACK shoes and it shows.......Saints, Packers, Eagles, Buccaneers, Falcons, Ravens, Jets,.....go look......you hear that Texans with your gay ass Oakland A's cleats...its not 1974 anymore......GET SOME BLACK CLEATS like the Colts and it makes you 10% tougher right off the bat.....then revamp the entire defense, fire the coach, get rid of that "badass" battle red day which doesn't fire anyone up.....and maybe you will make the playoffs.....

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.Lindsay Lohan coverage on every morning show with about 3 different angles......

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?  did I miss something?

While I realize she is an attractive woman and all, isn't this the Herbie the Love Bug star?  I still believe it is her EVIL TWIN from the "Parent Trap" but that is neither here nor there.....

 And isn't there some kind of "Wag The Dog" type uprising in Egypt.  

Which reminds me.....WHAT HAPPENED to the OTHER people in the hospital in Tucson......are they OK?.....and the dumbass media stopped showing the psychotic picture of that OBVIOUS psycho all over the place.....REALLY?.....are you telling me that it took him shooting up a place to realize he was psycho?......LOOK AT HIM

.....even if he was an MIT graduate and looked like that, I would still not go within 700 miles of him.  FUCKIN DUMMIES....and where has this dumbass Sheriff disappeared to all of the sudden.

I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE CNN & FOXNEWS AREN'T COVERING IT, IT'S STILL NOT RELEVANT NEWS.....

what about the fact that last week the Judge in New Orleans cited the Interior Department, MAINLY Ken Salazar, in contempt of court, for being a fuck head, dumbass, commie FUCK and basically snubbing his nose at the judge by continuing its deepwater-drilling moratorium after the policy was struck down?

Here is Michelle Malkin's take:
http://www.dailynews-record.com/opinion_details.php?AID=54573&CHID=59

NEWSWORTHY??????

FUCK YEA!

and now you have this dummy who took a picture of himself shirtless and has quit Congress and of course he is a Republican so get used to seeing his face for the next month.

I mean our current POS President could take a dump on the American flag and you wouldn't see it on the news, but some idiot (supposed Conservative) takes a photo of himself for Craig's list....(YES I think its wrong)....and now he will lynched by the media......

I HATE MY JOURNALISM DEGREE....its an embarassment to have with the way the media has become
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enough with talking to a WALL cause no one cares .....a few more important things....

PLEASE DO NOT TEXT WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!

Its bad enough that people are walking into fountains and then trying to sue but you do realize that you are typing, just like I am on a normal sized keyboard at my desk, the same way you normally do but shrink the keyboard down to the size of a piece of half-eaten toast........NOW.....get in the car.....drive about 70...in traffic.....morning rush hour traffic that is.....and keep doing it......

YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!

(and yes that is media whore Paris Hilton)



and just because you are one of the ones who doesn't text while driving......it does not give you the right to eat, read a book, read a memo or flip through the pages of an unsigned lease WHILE DRIVING......



SAME THING DUMBASS




And WHY is it especially in HOUSTON.....that people will be hugging the left lane for 70 miles going under speed limit but then have to dive 5 lanes over cause they just realized THAT is THEIR exit coming up.....things that make you go HMMMM.....and while we are on dummy drivers......if there is a line of 87 cars getting on the freeway, why do you think that you have the right to just jump in at car 5 and F everything else up for the rest of us....and NO just diving in to fill the hole is not such a good idea either....and people wonder why we ride so close here cause there is always some dummy who is more important than you on the highway....

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I'M DONE FOR NOW

"If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line"

Transformers 3 .....REALLY?!?!?

OH MY FUCKIN GOD and just when I thought they were going to destroy this worthless garbage for GOOD....they come out with another....and rightfully so as the last one made like a Billion dollars due to dummies thinking it had a plot, like Megan Fox and like Ghetto talking robots......

FUCKIN BEYOND STUPID.....of course my son loves it.....and about halfway through the last debacle I had my head in my hands and was contemplating ways to bring an oven into the movie theater to jump into.....

PLEASE NO MORE TRANSFORMERS MOVIES.....

with that said......STOP THE FUCKIN MOVIE REMAKES ALREADY....we got it Hollywood! you are losers and are out of ideas but that does not give you the right to remake some movies that are considered CLASSICS by some of us.....The Longest Yard 1974.....Classic Sports movie with Burt Reynolds....

DID NOT NEED TO BE GHETTOED UP.....I am sick of actors such as Will Smith and so on.....blacking up a movie so they can put their dumbass no talent child in it.....EX. THE KARATE KID with his cornrow son....and yes they remade THAT Karate Kid with Ralphh Macchio who still looks 17.....

DID NOT NEED TO BE REMADE.....same goes for Annie with his dumbass daughter.....with Jay Fuckin Z doing the Soundtrack......

I got 99 fuckin problems with this one especially when he sticks Common in for the role of Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks, but it will have to be ghettoed so he will be LeOliver "P Didddy" Dogs of Warbucks.          I AM FUCKIN TIRED OF A BLACK ACTOR TRYING TO BLACKEN EVERYTHING  IN MOVIES, TV AND SO ON.....NOTHING AGAINST THEM PERSONALLY BUT TO BE QUITE HONEST.....ITS JUST NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL

........and yes I went there!!!!

NOW FOR THE SPORTS TAKE POST SUPER BOWL WITH NOTHING TO WATCH ON TV UNTIL MARCH/APRIL.....unless you are a NASCAR fan or NHL fan like me...

I mean REALLY after the Super Bowl if you are watching the dumbass NBA with all of the overpaid idiots who dunk all the time to make ESPN,you need a life...OK SO I NEED A LIFE for posting I am a HUGE NHL fan but I can't understand why there aren't MORE hockey fans especially with HD TV and all as now you can SEE the puck so no excuses.   And I live in Houston, home of the Texans, Rockets and Astros who SUCK SUCK AND BLOW.....I mean the people here are Saints fans circa 2000 who accept complacency as the norm.....THANK GOD for Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton who turned the team around and got the RING.

and check out the porn stache on that cat getting crushed by the boards....

OK so the NHL isn't everyones cup of tea but the NHL playoffs regardless if you are a fan or NOT are the most exciting playoffs EVER....and where is Gary Thorne and Bill Clement to call games as they got me into hockey in the first place

SPEAKING OF STACHES!!!!...check out Bill's.....

I mean if you ever have heard these two call a game it is UNBELIEVABLE!!

Ok that is all for NOW.....but I guess i can look forward to the Daytona 500

....is the smiling face on your TV.....

SUPER BOWL RECAP

Ok so now that the Super Bowl in Dallas is over and I can now rest peacefully without having to see Jerry Jones' ugly ass plastic surgery riddled face, here is MY viewpoint.....

First of all, the city of Dallas could not prepare for the weather being shitty, so lets get that out of the way......

Second, you know about having

the Super Bowl in your city with at least 3 plus years, so everything INSIDE the stadium should have been locked down and ready to go....including all scanners to get ticket holders in the stadium in a timely manner and extra seats for the fans.

This the first time Dallas has hosted a Super Bowl so its the biggest game in that city EVER.....

As far as the seating debacle, it goes without saying that Jerry Jones is the biggest, greediest, egomaniac pussy on the face of the planet so it doesn't surprise me he would try and squeeze a few more seats out of 100,000 plus seats just to break a record. EPIC FAIL!!!!

Remember this is the same fuck head who said he had 106,000 for the first game at Cowboys stadium against the NY football Giants, when in actuality it was about 12,000 fans standing up in the party area......NICE job hope you feel cool about that.... DICK!!!

(above is the view from one of the fans moved to field level for the game)

Third, this dumbass, arrogant Christina Aguilera pig SHOULD be vilified for being given the chance to sing the National Anthem in front of the world's biggest TV audience ever....

I don't give a shit if its nerves or whatever lame excuse she used.....you are an entertainer so you should be used to singing in front of MANY MANY people.....maybe if you didn't try and drag every

fucking note into 7 syllables to show how "talented" you are, you wouldn't have fucked up and become the butt of everyone's joke.....

(VIDEO of her being confident and leaving EARLY at practice)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-Aguilera-abruptly-ended-anthem-in-Super-B?urn=nfl-318573

FOURTH and FINAL:

THE GAME STARTS TOO LATE IN THE DAY!!!!!

When is the NFL going to realize that all of the killer NFL Films Super Bowls look better when the game started at 2pm. You would not need 7 hours of pregame with all of these lame movie promos. With all of the sports networks, you dont need these stories involving the teams as there is only so much you can say in a 7 hour pregame that hasn't already been said....

the networks always want to win prime time which is why the game comes on so late.....

ITS THE FUCKIN SUPER BOWL....if it started at 8am you would win the day and night.....

and did the networks ever think that if the game started earlier that maybe they could show more than ONE new TV show and get more out of the bucks they shell out.....

WHATEVER and one final note......i will take the Black Eyed Peas with horrible sound....once again thanks Dallas you had time to prepare that too....over this or this

LAME

LAMER

AND I am a music guy but come on..Lets be real

Thanks Janet Jackson for planning a non planned event that FUCKED every Super Bowl halftime since.....go join the ranks of Christina Aguilera in the NEVER invited to Super Bowl AGAIN

as far as the game itself....NO Saints but just as good...

LATER!!

and one more....

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BIGGEST PUSSY ON THE PLANET and.....

still wears Hamburger Helper mittens when he plays...see Game 6 below.....and the added PURSE makes it even funnier....A ROD you are still a poof

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CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK

METALLICA "DYER's EVE"

if this song doesnt get you going you are fucking DEAD TO

RIGHTS.....even the Metallica radio fans would appreciate this.....even though the sheer RAW power of the album

"And Justice for All" freaking scares the piss out of many borderline fans....it is by far and away MY favorite album with "Master of Puppets" in a close second.....my opinion as I just love the production sound of "Justice".....

on to the NFL....

wow what a weekend

JETS TALK SHIT and DOMINATE THE PATS.........nice job Wes with the foot references but in the end, looks like you got the foot in the ASS......

and by the way...

..Brooklyn Decker is much better looking than Gisele but its CLOSE

.....I can't say that I am not surprised by the outcome.....the only one that REALLY surprised me was the Ravens outcome as they had that one WON....and quite honestly the Steelers took over with a little help towards the end from the REFS......I mean that so-called "holding" call on the

Ravens was nothing more than a blocker and defender locked up.....but the NFL has become the REFs are as popular as the players league......and I am SOOOO FUCKING GLAD the Falcons got FISTED on National TV .....

FUCK THE FALCONS and their shitty ass bandwagon fans.....and they are STILL

RINGLESS....

SAINTS 1 RING- Falcons NONE.....bums.....Roddy Aint White can fuck off for calling us the Aints STILL....that ringless dumbass.....SHUT YOUR MOUTH TIL YOU DO SOMETHING

......DIRTY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS.....and Aaron Rodgers is easy to get behind after having him in FF this year and him taking me to the playoffs......GO PACK and I still LOVE My Saints but they are

injured and home so I am pulling for the Pack to meet the Jets in the BOWL.....

LSU....

never got a chance to address the Miles issue but I am extremely happy that LSU was able to retain the services of the Mad Hatter.....I think I speak for many who are just tired of the outcome of 90% of the games going down to the wire......this stems from MANY MANY years of watching the Saints and not being able to know the outcome til the VERY end.....usually ending in disaster sans 2009. Les Miles has done nothing but win at LSU and up until the Ole Miss game in 09 I was on his

wagon but after that debacle and after the 2010 Tennessee win I was done....too much BS and lolly gagging.......I have to accept him for what he is but I still don't have to like his tactics......i am very glad he got rid of Crowton.....VERY GLAD.....

Tigers in 2011.....BCS championship in N.O.

thanks Pandora......started with Metallica and ended with LIVE Iron Maiden....

too bad The Cure was in the middle probably explaining some of the off base comments

LATER.....please let me know your thoughts.....I am new to this so any criticism.....is good.....OUT

sitting listening wondering

As I listen to Jimi Hendrix's LIVE version of "Hear my train comin,"

I cannot begin to wonder what it was like to experience the aura of that concert back in the day.

I have been to numerous concerts on a wide variety spectrum such as

Pink Floyd, TOOL, Rage Against the Machine, Phish, Widespread Panic and those are all unbelievable in their own right but to see Jimi Hendrix just GO OFF must have been amazing.....

I try and give the music of today a pass, but it just doesnt have much to offer in the depth category......YOU TRUE MUSIC LOVERS know what I mean...especially LIVE....music of today is like the difference between listening to a CD and listening to VINYL....say what you want but a vinyl record on a MacIntosh stereo with good speakers will send you into another dimension...

the first time I saw TOOL and said to myself "this has got to be a fuckin joke how fuckin incredibly deep they are and how the music just takes over your body".....and the visuals didnt hurt

either......its just an experience I encourage EVERYONE to partake......the music, energy level and pure sexual undertones are rarely matched by any artist today and from the past....

.......or that first Rage Against the Machine concert where 18000 fans were all jumping in unison and you could do nothing but move with them......

many have tried since then but many have failed....I will even go as far to say being at a Phish show was this kind of experience you could never dream of....the music just flows and and you catch yourself with a giant SMILE on your face....Pink Floyd goes without saying and you could throw in the Beastie Boys...

.....the reason i bring up those 3 or4 concert experiences is you could see one show one night and a completely different show the next...bands really dont do that....think Motley Crue used to have a script for what they said in between songs EVERY NIGHT....not that the show didnt kick ass but following them around the country could get boring.......anyhoo......back to the lecture at hand.....i dont have access to my vast array of music as I am working overnights so i am subject to whatever Pandora has to offer in the Quick Mix of my 20 plus music channels so with that said....I go from Jimi Hendrix's amazing guitar to Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" which is a great song but in the grand scheme of music it is a speck on the ass of great music......and call it too much clinging to the PAST but that is all I have now with what music is offering today......I have the past memories of good times with friends/family/coworkers/strangers to remember......music is still the most powerful tool around as it paints whatever picture you want it to......

.......that is all for now as this is my VERY FIRST entry and I am not quite sure what to talk about but I am sure I will get going when the time is right.....until then,.....ROCK ON