Thursday, February 2, 2012

WORST EVER...in music HISTORY

 

Me after listening to Minaj
************DISCLAIMER*********** PLEASE READ
If eyes or ears start to bleed while reading and listening to this, PLEASE head to the nearest stereo and put on Van Halen's "Fair Warning" album.

The effects should wear off soon
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Blindside this MF
Just when I thought Lil Wayne was handed the WORST SONG EVER crown for "How To Love," I get blindsided like a Michael Oher block downfield in full steam stride.

This list is not to be confused with WORST of 2011 as this is ALL TIME.


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Apologies to:


Rebecca Black "Friday" 
Poor Rebecca
Aqua "Barbie Girl"
Ricky Martin "She Bangs"
Crash Test Dummies "MMM MMM MMM MMM"
Europe "The Final Countdown"
Baja Men "Who let The Dogs Out?"
Starship "We Built This City" 
Sisqo "Thong Song"





"Macarena" by those two Mexican guys
Ke$ha "We r Who We R"
Cunt

The Beach Boys "Kokomo" 
Nicki the How
Redknex "Cotton Eyed Joe" 







the song by Nicki Minaj "Stupid Hoe" TAKES it and KEEPS it FOREVER....this song makes the ABOVE and BELOW videos seem like "Stairway to Fucking Heaven"



A brief history in video form.  CLICK SONG TITLES TO LISTEN AND WATCH



Don Johnson



Richard Harris "MacArthur Park" (1968)



The Cheeky Girls





Achy Breaky Ape Drape Mullet


great so you cashed in on Ray Charles.....rapping over the same bass is not MUSIC...sorry
Kanye The Moron





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REPEAT ************DISCLAIMER*********** PLEASE READ
If eyes or ears start to bleed while reading and listening to this, PLEASE head to the nearest stereo and put on Van Halen's "Fair Warning" album.

The effects should wear off soon
************DISCLAIMER***********

NOW the moment you have been killing your ears for.....
and the BASS sounds like Gold Digger...go figure one pathetic rapper stealing from another.

She's a Stupid How

145718 people are FUCKING MORONS

and yes she is the female WEEZY which means she is the female version of Lil Wayne....no explanation necessary

BET banned this not because of being controversial but hopefully because it sucks dirty ass.



and insult to injury is having to sit through a VEVO ad to wait to see this fucking shit.

I guess my MAIN QUESTION is this.  When did music become so simple that THIS IS A HIT?

One of them is Lil Wayne
Does anyone ever think to themselves "Can I dance to it?" "Can you sing along to this?"  I mean the first time I see people in their cars singing "Stupid Hoe" I will run them off the road.

I just don't get where a bass drum and clapping is music.  And those repetitive lyrics that go nowhere.  Now I get that music trends have gone here, but do people really like this and if so, well I really don't want to see them.  The fact that they like this explains A LOT.



This song PROVES beyond the shadow of a doubt that MUSIC as we know it is DEAD.


Now relax and ENJOY why we LOVE music in the first place.



VAN HALEN 1980

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