A few things I want to get out of the way.....the Buffalo Bills have come out with NEW uniforms and YES they rock.....
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| UM MEMO TO BUFFALO..... get some BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS and you might start winning with these old school gems |
they are OLD SCHOOL...and anything is better than the Canadian Football League ones they had.....not the new fangled garbage the Carolina Panthers wear or the boring ass Texans wear......here is my take on the whole NFL uniforms........FULL STRIPES ROCK...not the pointy ones that dont finish.....the ones that go all the way down and the ones that go entirely around your SLEEVE not draped over your shoulder.....and here is the KEY to NFL success.....LOOK IT UP if you dont believe me.....
BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS!!!!!
nothing says tough like BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS!!!!!.......
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| PACKERS V BEARS.....I rest my case |
about the only exception to this rule is the Patriots (white) and Steelers (white) but you wear BLACK shoes and it shows.......Saints, Packers, Eagles, Buccaneers, Falcons, Ravens, Jets,.....go look......you hear that Texans with your gay ass Oakland A's cleats...its not 1974 anymore......GET SOME BLACK CLEATS like the Colts and it makes you 10% tougher right off the bat.....then revamp the entire defense, fire the coach, get rid of that "badass" battle red day which doesn't fire anyone up.....and maybe you will make the playoffs.....
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.Lindsay Lohan coverage on every morning show with about 3 different angles......
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? did I miss something?
While I realize she is an attractive woman and all, isn't this the Herbie the Love Bug star? I still believe it is her EVIL TWIN from the "Parent Trap" but that is neither here nor there.....
And isn't there some kind of "Wag The Dog" type uprising in Egypt.
Which reminds me.....WHAT HAPPENED to the OTHER people in the hospital in Tucson......are they OK?.....and the dumbass media stopped showing the psychotic picture of that OBVIOUS psycho all over the place.....REALLY?.....are you telling me that it took him shooting up a place to realize he was psycho?......LOOK AT HIM
I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE CNN & FOXNEWS AREN'T COVERING IT, IT'S STILL NOT RELEVANT NEWS.....
what about the fact that last week the Judge in New Orleans cited the Interior Department, MAINLY Ken Salazar, in contempt of court, for being a fuck head, dumbass, commie FUCK and basically snubbing his nose at the judge by continuing its deepwater-drilling moratorium after the policy was struck down?
Here is Michelle Malkin's take:
http://www.dailynews-record.com/opinion_details.php?AID=54573&CHID=59
NEWSWORTHY??????
FUCK YEA!
and now you have this dummy who took a picture of himself shirtless and has quit Congress and of course he is a Republican so get used to seeing his face for the next month.
I mean our current POS President could take a dump on the American flag and you wouldn't see it on the news, but some idiot (supposed Conservative) takes a photo of himself for Craig's list....(YES I think its wrong)....and now he will lynched by the media......
I HATE MY JOURNALISM DEGREE....its an embarassment to have with the way the media has become
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enough with talking to a WALL cause no one cares .....a few more important things....
PLEASE DO NOT TEXT WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!
Its bad enough that people are walking into fountains and then trying to sue but you do realize that you are typing, just like I am on a normal sized keyboard at my desk, the same way you normally do but shrink the keyboard down to the size of a piece of half-eaten toast........NOW.....get in the car.....drive about 70...in traffic.....morning rush hour traffic that is.....and keep doing it......YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!
(and yes that is media whore Paris Hilton)
and just because you are one of the ones who doesn't text while driving......it does not give you the right to eat, read a book, read a memo or flip through the pages of an unsigned lease WHILE DRIVING......SAME THING DUMBASS
And WHY is it especially in HOUSTON.....that people will be hugging the left lane for 70 miles going under speed limit but then have to dive 5 lanes over cause they just realized THAT is THEIR exit coming up.....things that make you go HMMMM.....and while we are on dummy drivers......if there is a line of 87 cars getting on the freeway, why do you think that you have the right to just jump in at car 5 and F everything else up for the rest of us....and NO just diving in to fill the hole is not such a good idea either....and people wonder why we ride so close here cause there is always some dummy who is more important than you on the highway....
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I'M DONE FOR NOW
"If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line"
