Tuesday, February 8, 2011

....is the smiling face on your TV.....


SUPER BOWL RECAP

Ok so now that the Super Bowl in Dallas is over and I can now rest peacefully without having to see Jerry Jones' ugly ass plastic surgery riddled face, here is MY viewpoint.....

First of all, the city of Dallas could not prepare for the weather being shitty, so lets get that out of the way......

Second, you know about having
the Super Bowl in your city with at least 3 plus years, so everything INSIDE the stadium should have been locked down and ready to go....including all scanners to get ticket holders in the stadium in a timely manner and extra seats for the fans.

This the first time Dallas has hosted a Super Bowl so its the biggest game in that city EVER.....

As far as the seating debacle, it goes without saying that Jerry Jones is the biggest, greediest, egomaniac pussy on the face of the planet so it doesn't surprise me he would try and squeeze a few more seats out of 100,000 plus seats just to break a record. EPIC FAIL!!!!

Remember this is the same fuck head who said he had 106,000 for the first game at Cowboys stadium against the NY football Giants, when in actuality it was about 12,000 fans standing up in the party area......NICE job hope you feel cool about that.... DICK!!!

(above is the view from one of the fans moved to field level for the game)


Third, this dumbass, arrogant Christina Aguilera pig SHOULD be vilified for being given the chance to sing the National Anthem in front of the world's biggest TV audience ever....

I don't give a shit if its nerves or whatever lame excuse she used.....you are an entertainer so you should be used to singing in front of MANY MANY people.....maybe if you didn't try and drag every
fucking note into 7 syllables to show how "talented" you are, you wouldn't have fucked up and become the butt of everyone's joke.....

(VIDEO of her being confident and leaving EARLY at practice)



FOURTH and FINAL:

THE GAME STARTS TOO LATE IN THE DAY!!!!!


When is the NFL going to realize that all of the killer NFL Films Super Bowls look better when the game started at 2pm. You would not need 7 hours of pregame with all of these lame movie promos. With all of the sports networks, you dont need these stories involving the teams as there is only so much you can say in a 7 hour pregame that hasn't already been said....

the networks always want to win prime time which is why the game comes on so late.....


ITS THE FUCKIN SUPER BOWL....if it started at 8am you would win the day and night.....

and did the networks ever think that if the game started earlier that maybe they could show more than ONE new TV show and get more out of the bucks they shell out.....

WHATEVER and one final note......i will take the Black Eyed Peas with horrible sound....once again thanks Dallas you had time to prepare that too....over this or this

LAME
LAMER
AND I am a music guy but come on..Lets be real

Thanks Janet Jackson for planning a non planned event that FUCKED every Super Bowl halftime since.....go join the ranks of Christina Aguilera in the NEVER invited to Super Bowl AGAIN

as far as the game itself....NO Saints but just as good...
Aaron rodgers belt

LATER!!

and one more....
Alex Rodriguez, Cameron Diaz.
BIGGEST PUSSY ON THE PLANET and.....

still wears Hamburger Helper mittens when he plays...see Game 6 below.....and the added PURSE makes it even funnier....A ROD you are still a poof

OUT

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