Skeet Shooting w/Pete

It's either hit or miss with this one.....

A few things I want to get out of the way.....the Buffalo Bills have come out with NEW uniforms and YES they rock.....

UM MEMO TO BUFFALO.....
get some BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS and you might start winning with these old school gems

they are OLD SCHOOL...and anything is better than the Canadian Football League ones they had.....not the new fangled garbage the Carolina Panthers wear or the boring ass Texans wear......here is my take on the whole NFL uniforms........FULL STRIPES ROCK...not the pointy ones that dont finish.....the ones that go all the way down and the ones that go entirely around your SLEEVE not draped over your shoulder.....and here is the KEY to NFL success.....LOOK IT UP if you dont believe me.....

BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS!!!!!

nothing says tough like BLACK FUCKIN CLEATS!!!!!.......

PACKERS V BEARS.....I rest my case

about the only exception to this rule is the Patriots (white) and Steelers (white) but you wear BLACK shoes and it shows.......Saints, Packers, Eagles, Buccaneers, Falcons, Ravens, Jets,.....go look......you hear that Texans with your gay ass Oakland A's cleats...its not 1974 anymore......GET SOME BLACK CLEATS like the Colts and it makes you 10% tougher right off the bat.....then revamp the entire defense, fire the coach, get rid of that "badass" battle red day which doesn't fire anyone up.....and maybe you will make the playoffs.....

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.Lindsay Lohan coverage on every morning show with about 3 different angles......

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?  did I miss something?

While I realize she is an attractive woman and all, isn't this the Herbie the Love Bug star?  I still believe it is her EVIL TWIN from the "Parent Trap" but that is neither here nor there.....

 And isn't there some kind of "Wag The Dog" type uprising in Egypt.  

Which reminds me.....WHAT HAPPENED to the OTHER people in the hospital in Tucson......are they OK?.....and the dumbass media stopped showing the psychotic picture of that OBVIOUS psycho all over the place.....REALLY?.....are you telling me that it took him shooting up a place to realize he was psycho?......LOOK AT HIM

.....even if he was an MIT graduate and looked like that, I would still not go within 700 miles of him.  FUCKIN DUMMIES....and where has this dumbass Sheriff disappeared to all of the sudden.

I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE CNN & FOXNEWS AREN'T COVERING IT, IT'S STILL NOT RELEVANT NEWS.....

what about the fact that last week the Judge in New Orleans cited the Interior Department, MAINLY Ken Salazar, in contempt of court, for being a fuck head, dumbass, commie FUCK and basically snubbing his nose at the judge by continuing its deepwater-drilling moratorium after the policy was struck down?

Here is Michelle Malkin's take:
http://www.dailynews-record.com/opinion_details.php?AID=54573&CHID=59

NEWSWORTHY??????

FUCK YEA!

and now you have this dummy who took a picture of himself shirtless and has quit Congress and of course he is a Republican so get used to seeing his face for the next month.

I mean our current POS President could take a dump on the American flag and you wouldn't see it on the news, but some idiot (supposed Conservative) takes a photo of himself for Craig's list....(YES I think its wrong)....and now he will lynched by the media......

I HATE MY JOURNALISM DEGREE....its an embarassment to have with the way the media has become
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enough with talking to a WALL cause no one cares .....a few more important things....

PLEASE DO NOT TEXT WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!

Its bad enough that people are walking into fountains and then trying to sue but you do realize that you are typing, just like I am on a normal sized keyboard at my desk, the same way you normally do but shrink the keyboard down to the size of a piece of half-eaten toast........NOW.....get in the car.....drive about 70...in traffic.....morning rush hour traffic that is.....and keep doing it......

YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!

(and yes that is media whore Paris Hilton)



and just because you are one of the ones who doesn't text while driving......it does not give you the right to eat, read a book, read a memo or flip through the pages of an unsigned lease WHILE DRIVING......



SAME THING DUMBASS




And WHY is it especially in HOUSTON.....that people will be hugging the left lane for 70 miles going under speed limit but then have to dive 5 lanes over cause they just realized THAT is THEIR exit coming up.....things that make you go HMMMM.....and while we are on dummy drivers......if there is a line of 87 cars getting on the freeway, why do you think that you have the right to just jump in at car 5 and F everything else up for the rest of us....and NO just diving in to fill the hole is not such a good idea either....and people wonder why we ride so close here cause there is always some dummy who is more important than you on the highway....

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I'M DONE FOR NOW

"If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line"

Transformers 3 .....REALLY?!?!?

OH MY FUCKIN GOD and just when I thought they were going to destroy this worthless garbage for GOOD....they come out with another....and rightfully so as the last one made like a Billion dollars due to dummies thinking it had a plot, like Megan Fox and like Ghetto talking robots......

FUCKIN BEYOND STUPID.....of course my son loves it.....and about halfway through the last debacle I had my head in my hands and was contemplating ways to bring an oven into the movie theater to jump into.....

PLEASE NO MORE TRANSFORMERS MOVIES.....

with that said......STOP THE FUCKIN MOVIE REMAKES ALREADY....we got it Hollywood! you are losers and are out of ideas but that does not give you the right to remake some movies that are considered CLASSICS by some of us.....The Longest Yard 1974.....Classic Sports movie with Burt Reynolds....

DID NOT NEED TO BE GHETTOED UP.....I am sick of actors such as Will Smith and so on.....blacking up a movie so they can put their dumbass no talent child in it.....EX. THE KARATE KID with his cornrow son....and yes they remade THAT Karate Kid with Ralphh Macchio who still looks 17.....

DID NOT NEED TO BE REMADE.....same goes for Annie with his dumbass daughter.....with Jay Fuckin Z doing the Soundtrack......

I got 99 fuckin problems with this one especially when he sticks Common in for the role of Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks, but it will have to be ghettoed so he will be LeOliver "P Didddy" Dogs of Warbucks.          I AM FUCKIN TIRED OF A BLACK ACTOR TRYING TO BLACKEN EVERYTHING  IN MOVIES, TV AND SO ON.....NOTHING AGAINST THEM PERSONALLY BUT TO BE QUITE HONEST.....ITS JUST NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL

........and yes I went there!!!!

NOW FOR THE SPORTS TAKE POST SUPER BOWL WITH NOTHING TO WATCH ON TV UNTIL MARCH/APRIL.....unless you are a NASCAR fan or NHL fan like me...

I mean REALLY after the Super Bowl if you are watching the dumbass NBA with all of the overpaid idiots who dunk all the time to make ESPN,you need a life...OK SO I NEED A LIFE for posting I am a HUGE NHL fan but I can't understand why there aren't MORE hockey fans especially with HD TV and all as now you can SEE the puck so no excuses.   And I live in Houston, home of the Texans, Rockets and Astros who SUCK SUCK AND BLOW.....I mean the people here are Saints fans circa 2000 who accept complacency as the norm.....THANK GOD for Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton who turned the team around and got the RING.

and check out the porn stache on that cat getting crushed by the boards....

OK so the NHL isn't everyones cup of tea but the NHL playoffs regardless if you are a fan or NOT are the most exciting playoffs EVER....and where is Gary Thorne and Bill Clement to call games as they got me into hockey in the first place

SPEAKING OF STACHES!!!!...check out Bill's.....

I mean if you ever have heard these two call a game it is UNBELIEVABLE!!

Ok that is all for NOW.....but I guess i can look forward to the Daytona 500

....is the smiling face on your TV.....

SUPER BOWL RECAP

Ok so now that the Super Bowl in Dallas is over and I can now rest peacefully without having to see Jerry Jones' ugly ass plastic surgery riddled face, here is MY viewpoint.....

First of all, the city of Dallas could not prepare for the weather being shitty, so lets get that out of the way......

Second, you know about having

the Super Bowl in your city with at least 3 plus years, so everything INSIDE the stadium should have been locked down and ready to go....including all scanners to get ticket holders in the stadium in a timely manner and extra seats for the fans.

This the first time Dallas has hosted a Super Bowl so its the biggest game in that city EVER.....

As far as the seating debacle, it goes without saying that Jerry Jones is the biggest, greediest, egomaniac pussy on the face of the planet so it doesn't surprise me he would try and squeeze a few more seats out of 100,000 plus seats just to break a record. EPIC FAIL!!!!

Remember this is the same fuck head who said he had 106,000 for the first game at Cowboys stadium against the NY football Giants, when in actuality it was about 12,000 fans standing up in the party area......NICE job hope you feel cool about that.... DICK!!!

(above is the view from one of the fans moved to field level for the game)

Third, this dumbass, arrogant Christina Aguilera pig SHOULD be vilified for being given the chance to sing the National Anthem in front of the world's biggest TV audience ever....

I don't give a shit if its nerves or whatever lame excuse she used.....you are an entertainer so you should be used to singing in front of MANY MANY people.....maybe if you didn't try and drag every

fucking note into 7 syllables to show how "talented" you are, you wouldn't have fucked up and become the butt of everyone's joke.....

(VIDEO of her being confident and leaving EARLY at practice)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-Aguilera-abruptly-ended-anthem-in-Super-B?urn=nfl-318573

FOURTH and FINAL:

THE GAME STARTS TOO LATE IN THE DAY!!!!!

When is the NFL going to realize that all of the killer NFL Films Super Bowls look better when the game started at 2pm. You would not need 7 hours of pregame with all of these lame movie promos. With all of the sports networks, you dont need these stories involving the teams as there is only so much you can say in a 7 hour pregame that hasn't already been said....

the networks always want to win prime time which is why the game comes on so late.....

ITS THE FUCKIN SUPER BOWL....if it started at 8am you would win the day and night.....

and did the networks ever think that if the game started earlier that maybe they could show more than ONE new TV show and get more out of the bucks they shell out.....

WHATEVER and one final note......i will take the Black Eyed Peas with horrible sound....once again thanks Dallas you had time to prepare that too....over this or this

LAME

LAMER

AND I am a music guy but come on..Lets be real

Thanks Janet Jackson for planning a non planned event that FUCKED every Super Bowl halftime since.....go join the ranks of Christina Aguilera in the NEVER invited to Super Bowl AGAIN

as far as the game itself....NO Saints but just as good...

LATER!!

and one more....

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BIGGEST PUSSY ON THE PLANET and.....

still wears Hamburger Helper mittens when he plays...see Game 6 below.....and the added PURSE makes it even funnier....A ROD you are still a poof

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