Showing posts with label daytona 500. Show all posts
Showing posts with label daytona 500. Show all posts

Saturday, February 19, 2011

DAYTONA 500




OK so another year and another Daytona 500 which means more rules changes, more promise of a better NASCAR season and another typical dumbass "boogity boogity boogity" from Darrell Waltrip....


 I am a HUGE fan of the Daytona 500 but if I have to see another year where a pothole delays the race or it rains and they shorten the race....I might be done......

 
 THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL OF NASCAR, BIGGEST SPECTACLE IN AUTO RACING and because of TV money and the dumbass West Coast...California race next week....they don't FINISH the 500......here's an idea.....FINISH THE FUCKIN 500 .....its your BIGGEST race of the year.....who the fuck cares about the race in California the next week.....oh great a boring ass race with 4 second lead and no passing.....GREAT.....



I am pulling for Tony Stewart, Kevin Harvick and Jeff Burton to win this....


 I love me some JJ but 5 time champ....damn he is just too good to follow anymore


WHY cant the CUP cars look like the Nationwide cars?....one word BADASS .two more words..STOCK CAR..those look like STOCK cars
DODGE CHARGER
TOYOTA CAMRY

CHEVY IMPALA



FORD MUSTANG






 AND DON'T THOSE CARS LOOK BETTER THAN THE SO-CALLED STOCK CARS.......YES!!1




RACE WILL BE GOOD I GUARANTEE IT>>>>>!!!!!..lots of passing and lots of craziness.....TRUST ME....OH and Danica races on Saturdays but who the fuck cares when she looks like this...


I will be watching tomorrow....will you? and plus its a good reason to drink lots of beer and BBQ....and would you rather be watching the NBA All-Star game?....NO....better yet......FUCK NO!!!

OUT

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Transformers 3 .....REALLY?!?!?

OH MY FUCKIN GOD and just when I thought they were going to destroy this worthless garbage for GOOD....they come out with another....and rightfully so as the last one made like a Billion dollars due to dummies thinking it had a plot, like Megan Fox and like Ghetto talking robots......
FUCKIN BEYOND STUPID.....of course my son loves it.....and about halfway through the last debacle I had my head in my hands and was contemplating ways to bring an oven into the movie theater to jump into.....

PLEASE NO MORE TRANSFORMERS MOVIES.....

with that said......STOP THE FUCKIN MOVIE REMAKES ALREADY....we got it Hollywood! you are losers and are out of ideas but that does not give you the right to remake some movies that are considered CLASSICS by some of us.....The Longest Yard 1974.....Classic Sports movie with Burt Reynolds....
DID NOT NEED TO BE GHETTOED UP.....I am sick of actors such as Will Smith and so on.....blacking up a movie so they can put their dumbass no talent child in it.....EX. THE KARATE KID with his cornrow son....and yes they remade THAT Karate Kid with Ralphh Macchio who still looks 17.....

DID NOT NEED TO BE REMADE.....same goes for Annie with his dumbass daughter.....with Jay Fuckin Z doing the Soundtrack......

I got 99 fuckin problems with this one especially when he sticks Common in for the role of Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks, but it will have to be ghettoed so he will be LeOliver "P Didddy" Dogs of Warbucks.          I AM FUCKIN TIRED OF A BLACK ACTOR TRYING TO BLACKEN EVERYTHING  IN MOVIES, TV AND SO ON.....NOTHING AGAINST THEM PERSONALLY BUT TO BE QUITE HONEST.....ITS JUST NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL

........and yes I went there!!!!

NOW FOR THE SPORTS TAKE POST SUPER BOWL WITH NOTHING TO WATCH ON TV UNTIL MARCH/APRIL.....unless you are a NASCAR fan or NHL fan like me...

I mean REALLY after the Super Bowl if you are watching the dumbass NBA with all of the overpaid idiots who dunk all the time to make ESPN,you need a life...OK SO I NEED A LIFE for posting I am a HUGE NHL fan but I can't understand why there aren't MORE hockey fans especially with HD TV and all as now you can SEE the puck so no excuses.   And I live in Houston, home of the Texans, Rockets and Astros who SUCK SUCK AND BLOW.....I mean the people here are Saints fans circa 2000 who accept complacency as the norm.....THANK GOD for Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton who turned the team around and got the RING.

and check out the porn stache on that cat getting crushed by the boards....

OK so the NHL isn't everyones cup of tea but the NHL playoffs regardless if you are a fan or NOT are the most exciting playoffs EVER....and where is Gary Thorne and Bill Clement to call games as they got me into hockey in the first place

SPEAKING OF STACHES!!!!...check out Bill's.....

I mean if you ever have heard these two call a game it is UNBELIEVABLE!!

Ok that is all for NOW.....but I guess i can look forward to the Daytona 500

LSU 12-0 We're takin' over this town

It's the weekend and time for 12-0 LSU Tigers.....let me say that again.....The 12-0 LSU TIGERS to travel to Atlanta to take ...