DEAR BAD MUSICIANS....The OFFICIAL FUCK YOU EDITION to the current state of music

Scott Ian of Anthrax 
(doing what he does best)

FOR HALLOWEEN I want to say something......and play some random Halloween tunes...

 THIS IS AN OFFICIAL LETTER TO Drake, Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Maroon 5, OMI, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Hinder, Daughtry, Nickelback, My Morning Jacket, ALL current pop and rap artists, but especially Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, Wiz Khalifa, Hollywood Undead and SO ON.....

BUT FIRST....REAL MUSIC

EVH

Metallica

NOTE:  The reason I included bands such as Arcade Fire and Hollywood Undead are that you hear how they are the GREATEST GROUP since the last band they tried to shove down our throats and when you hear them, its good but its not what the hype is.....Hollywood Undead is the same 90s rap/rock but the guys look like Slipknot....WOW record companies you really did some research here.

Fucking Adele

Joan Jett

Henry Rollins

And really? Adam Levine you are tatted up like some badass but you sing "MOOOOVES like Jagger" with a gay whistling guy in the background.  And you probably wear Ed Hardy and Affliction gear.

Iggy 

Also,.......the LIST DOES NOT INCLUDE Bruno Mars and Katy Perry as at least they are SOMEWHAT ORIGINAL.....but if you use that autotune or that gay repetitive club beat like Pitbull or that Enrique Iglesias horrible song "Dirty Dancer" with none other than Lil Wayne and Usher where they repeat Dirty Dancer over and over again and then in the middle Lil Wayne mumbles like a fucking idiot.........

Kurt

Willie

Mick and Jerry

Basically this has been a constant struggle for me but I HATE / LOATHE the current state of music, If current state of music is defined by music while I am listening. 
So with that said I don't like the radio EVER.  
And I especially don't like corporate radio as it ruins music at the expense of making money and artists NEVER get a chance to evolve anymore unless you are one of the chosen.   We ALL know record companies control this so its flavor of the month and you have to play a certain number of songs so many times in one day.  

Frank Zappa 
(circa a long time ago)

Pop radio is REALLY bad at this which is why you will hear the same song almost every hour.

Kesha aka KESHIT

Mr. Lee

I guess what I am getting at radio finds something beats the FUCK out of it rather than be smart and explore. 
For example, are you telling me that the only Pink Floyd songs that are good are the ones on the radio and 90% of the listeners have the albums so would like to hear DEEPER cuts.

Pink Floyd

Avril Lavigne 
(before super uber pop)

Ike and Tina Turner 

The BEST example I can think of is NEW ROCK stations playing "Fight For Your Right" by the Beastie Boys when that is the WORST representation of a what the Beastie Boys are and anyone who listens would welcome MORE Beastie Boys, but Program Directors EVERYWHERE have massive egos and think they know better than the masses......PLEASE READ BELOW

Dear BAD MUSICIANS,


Please stop making this thing you call music. As I write this, my ears are bleeding and I'm taking four different prescriptions to keep the seizures your music causes at bay. Enclosed, please find the picture of a dead bird. This bird did not die by being hit by a car. No, I happened to have my windows open playing your atrocious music and it simply fell from the sky. If I believed in a God, I would take this as a sign to stop playing your music. 

EVEN MR FUCKING ROGERS HATES TODAY'S MUSIC

Please go back to days when musicians made me feel as though they cared about what they made.

CASH!!!

and Thank you.

Grace Slick 
(WAY before "We Built This City")

....and THIS IS JUST FUCKING OUT THERE but FUCKING JAMS!!!!

Regards,
GOOD MUSIC and the MASSES




and this is directed at Lady Gaga for being a fucking moron

CUNT

2Pac 
(Guess Suge Knight got the last word)

and look at this pussy....like he doesn't need the attention.....if it wasn't for the dumb paparazzi this pussy would be invisible
and yes below is Danny Bonaduce...

BYE NOW

Heidi Fucking Klum cause she is HOT

20 Worst SONGs of 2011

(L to R) FAKE, Douche, Whore, Cunt, Pig and Clueless

With all due respect to other WORST of 2011 blogs, THIS is the REAL pathetic list of pathetic music from 2011.  A few things we have learned about music these days:

• The whole "New Rock" or whatever you call what stations like the Buzz who play Nirvana and Linkin Park are, is DEAD and needs to go away.
• I think we can agree that POP music has hit a wall especially with these gay repetitive club beat songs by Pitbull and so on.
• Enough with these whole half rap / half melodic songs are they are just horrible.  
• And how many fucking rap songs need to be collaborations?   
• Country music is just not even worth mentioning.
• Bands have officially run out of names when LMFAO, Cage The Elephant and Foster the People are on the charts.
  
  And the list could be top 100 but lets narrow it down to 20 please. And these are really in NO particular order as I could not even try to corral this pile of shit into a blog.  My ears are bleeding as we speak.

1. How To Love - Lil Wayne

PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL!

I cannot understand why people buy this.  He is a mumbling dumbfuck with no talent yet blacks and whites flock to him like he is god.  A god of shitty ghetto talent who needs a belt.  

2. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

I know who the fuck you is....you is a dumbfuck

Just plain awful and they play it constantly.....the eye say it all about this dummy.

3. Mary J Blige - 25/8

Talk about OVERSTAYED her welcome...PFFT!

I mean really Mary J Blige could be the most overrated R&B / hip hop whatever of all time.....just because you are still around does  not make you good.....fucking loser.


4. Plies (feat. Jeremiah and Ludacris) - Just The Tip


This might be the worst song of all time...but with so many on this list....lets move on.....and why does every fucking loser rapper have to collaborate with someone else.  I long for the days of Public Enemy, Eric B & Rakim, Gangstarr and Tribe Called Quest where it was their song with NO ONE to tag along.  Make your own music rapper of today.  Oh thats right you can't because you have to all sound alike and mumble.







 


5. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
(feat. Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne)






This is very close as the reason why rap is just a big fucking joke now.


Do people think that irritating noises during songs are easy on the ears?  






6. Enrique Iglesias, Usher, Lil Wayne - Dirty Dancer

Because you need to repeat the chorus over and over and over and over and over again to get your point across.  Pitbull's Dr Pepper commercial thinks you repeat the chorus too much.....by the way I think Pitbull wants to "Have a Real Good Time" according to that commercial.








7. Wiz Khalifa - Black And Yellow
More repetitive beats over a lame rap.  He is a Snoop clone.  GO FIGURE....and he smokes pot and wears a baseball cap, tattoos and wears pants below his ass......REAL ORIGINAL

 

The Future of America Looks Like This....AWESOME

8. Metallica with Lou Reed - Mistress Dread
Because the first thing I think of when listening to THRASH metal is Lou Reed talking over it. THIS IS SO BAD.....Metallica has OFFICIALLY jumped the shark with this one.  
ST ANGER thinks this sucks.






9. Carlos Santana (feat. Daughtry) - Photograph


This is a TOTAL BUTCHERING of a Def Leppard CLASSIC but then again this album is just a disgrace to the career of Santana and the other bands who are on this album.....
SEE LINK BELOW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar_Heaven:_The_Greatest_Guitar_Classics_of_All_Time


10. Willow - 21st Century Girl

YO DUMBFUCK!!!

Fucking another one of Will Smith's kids here to ruin something.   First, it was Jaden ruining the Karate Kid, now its dumb Willow ruining what is left of pop music with this garbage. 


and next is from 2010 but it has crossover shittiness to it


11. Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith - Never Say Never

Hey WILL, STOP PUTTING YOUR DUMB KIDS OUT IN PUBLIC.  Justin pull your damn pants up you punk pussy.  You're not black so stop trying to be.








12. Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci




I can't even comment on this as its so bad it just makes me angry.  And laugh at those who buy it.  She looks like what it would look like if Lady Gaga fucked Amy Winehouse with a strap on and a kid came out somehow. This has record company creation written ALL OVER IT.














13. Soulja Boy - First Day Of School


Look at this fucking flunkie with another song from 2010 song but Soulja Boy is just plain the worst.  Right next to Lil Wayne's overrated ass.


and this CRAP is why he is the worst.....What the fuck is he saying?


BONUS: Soulja Boy - Crank That


14.  Karmin - Crash Your Party

This just has everything that is wrong with radio...the catchy beat, middle song bad rap and all of the other repetitive crap.  The distorted voice. Gee thanks record companies how do you sleep at night?....TYPICAL ONE HIT WONDER.

15. Kim Kardashian - Turn It Up


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?


I wish those cornrows would have killed that trashbag.


Reminds me of this DUMBFUCK!!!!!

This one below...

16. Kim Zolciak - Google Me


This is WHY the Real Housewives of (Insert City Here) are the worst.....This pathetic loser cannot sing yet because he is on TV they let her....KILL ME NOW!!!


I swear this is awful beyond words

17. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger 
(feat. Xtina dumbfuck Aguilera)


Why is Adam Levine shirtless in the video?  Ok we get it Adam you have tattoos to be badass but you whistle like a fucking fruit cup and regardless of how catchy this song is, it still has that gay "MOOOOVES like Jagger" part which nulls the rest.






18. LMFAO - Sexy and I know it


These guys are just plain horrible.  I mean the name of your band is "LMFAO" like you really thought hard about that.  Thanks record company geniuses for scouting that one.  And "Party Rock Anthem" is one of the worst songs of all time so I didn't even include it.  Your ears will thank me.

and they are from Miami...go figure

19. Rebecca Black - Friday


This is pretty bad but others on this list are MUCH MUCH worse.

20. Lady Gaga - Judas

This cunt is the worst EVER and her constant Madonna ripoffs are old.  This is exactly like when "Like A Prayer" came out.  What is next for Gaga a black and white sex book?
And what is that JUDAH Judaaaah ahah....whatever crap.....UGH.....just not even good at all.....









And its looking pretty bad RIGHT out of the gate for 2012 as this is what Linkin Park has to offer.  I think the "New Rock" genre is done...what do you think?


Linkin Park - The Catalyst