Friday, October 30, 2015

DEAR BAD MUSICIANS....The OFFICIAL FUCK YOU EDITION to the current state of music



Scott Ian of Anthrax 
(doing what he does best)



FOR HALLOWEEN I want to say something......and play some random Halloween tunes...






 THIS IS AN OFFICIAL LETTER TO Drake, Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Maroon 5, OMI, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Hinder, Daughtry, Nickelback, My Morning Jacket, ALL current pop and rap artists, but especially Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, Wiz Khalifa, Hollywood Undead and SO ON.....

BUT FIRST....REAL MUSIC




EVH
Metallica
NOTE:  The reason I included bands such as Arcade Fire and Hollywood Undead are that you hear how they are the GREATEST GROUP since the last band they tried to shove down our throats and when you hear them, its good but its not what the hype is.....Hollywood Undead is the same 90s rap/rock but the guys look like Slipknot....WOW record companies you really did some research here.


Fucking Adele


Joan Jett


Henry Rollins

And really? Adam Levine you are tatted up like some badass but you sing "MOOOOVES like Jagger" with a gay whistling guy in the background.  And you probably wear Ed Hardy and Affliction gear.




Iggy 
Also,.......the LIST DOES NOT INCLUDE Bruno Mars and Katy Perry as at least they are SOMEWHAT ORIGINAL.....but if you use that autotune or that gay repetitive club beat like Pitbull or that Enrique Iglesias horrible song "Dirty Dancer" with none other than Lil Wayne and Usher where they repeat Dirty Dancer over and over again and then in the middle Lil Wayne mumbles like a fucking idiot.........


Kurt
Willie














Mick and Jerry














Basically this has been a constant struggle for me but I HATE / LOATHE the current state of music, If current state of music is defined by music while I am listening. 
So with that said I don't like the radio EVER.  
And I especially don't like corporate radio as it ruins music at the expense of making money and artists NEVER get a chance to evolve anymore unless you are one of the chosen.   We ALL know record companies control this so its flavor of the month and you have to play a certain number of songs so many times in one day.  
Frank Zappa 
(circa a long time ago)
Pop radio is REALLY bad at this which is why you will hear the same song almost every hour.
Kesha aka KESHIT
Tommy Lee and Giving the Finger Photograph
Mr. Lee




I guess what I am getting at radio finds something beats the FUCK out of it rather than be smart and explore. 
For example, are you telling me that the only Pink Floyd songs that are good are the ones on the radio and 90% of the listeners have the albums so would like to hear DEEPER cuts.
Pink Floyd




Avril Lavigne 
(before super uber pop)
Ike and Tina Turner 

The BEST example I can think of is NEW ROCK stations playing "Fight For Your Right" by the Beastie Boys when that is the WORST representation of a what the Beastie Boys are and anyone who listens would welcome MORE Beastie Boys, but Program Directors EVERYWHERE have massive egos and think they know better than the masses......PLEASE READ BELOW




Dear BAD MUSICIANS,


Please stop making this thing you call music. As I write this, my ears are bleeding and I'm taking four different prescriptions to keep the seizures your music causes at bay. Enclosed, please find the picture of a dead bird. This bird did not die by being hit by a car. No, I happened to have my windows open playing your atrocious music and it simply fell from the sky. If I believed in a God, I would take this as a sign to stop playing your music. 
EVEN MR FUCKING ROGERS HATES TODAY'S MUSIC


Please go back to days when musicians made me feel as though they cared about what they made.

CASH!!!

and Thank you.





Grace Slick 
(WAY before "We Built This City")

....and THIS IS JUST FUCKING OUT THERE but FUCKING JAMS!!!!






























Regards,
GOOD MUSIC and the MASSES




and this is directed at Lady Gaga for being a fucking moron

CUNT



2Pac 
(Guess Suge Knight got the last word)
and look at this pussy....like he doesn't need the attention.....if it wasn't for the dumb paparazzi this pussy would be invisible
and yes below is Danny Bonaduce...










BYE NOW


Heidi Fucking Klum cause she is HOT

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