The OFFICIAL FUCK YOU EDITION to the current state of music
***REPOST***the first one was jacked up.....but yes it still applies today....
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL LETTER TO Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Maroon 5, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Hinder, Daughtry, Nickelback, My Morning Jacket, ALL current pop and rap artists, but especially Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, Wiz Khalifa, Hollywood Undead and SO ON.....
Frank Zappa (circa a long time ago) |
And really? Adam Levine you are tatted up like some badass but you sing "MOOOOVES like Jagger" with a gay whistling guy in the background. And you probably wear Ed Hardy and Affliction gear.
Also,.......the LIST DOES NOT INCLUDE Bruno Mars and Katy Perry as at least they are SOMEWHAT ORIGINAL.....but if you use that autotune or that gay repetitive club beat like Pitbull or that Enrique Iglesias horrible song "Dirty Dancer" with none other than Lil Wayne and Usher where they repeat Dirty Dancer over and over again and then in the middle Lil Wayne mumbles like a fucking idiot.........
Basically this has been a constant struggle for me but I HATE / LOATHE the current state of music, If current state of music is defined by music while I am listening.
So with that said I don't like the radio EVER.
And I especially don't like corporate radio as it ruins music at the expense of making money and artists NEVER get a chance to evolve anymore unless you are one of the chosen. We ALL know record companies control this so its flavor of the month and you have to play a certain number of songs so many times in one day.
Pop radio is REALLY bad at this which is why you will hear the same song almost every hour.
I guess what I am getting at radio finds something beats the FUCK out of it rather than be smart and explore.
For example, are you telling me that the only Pink Floyd songs that are good are the ones on the radio and 90% of the listeners have the albums so would like to hear DEEPER cuts.
The BEST example I can think of is NEW ROCK stations playing "Fight For Your Right" by the Beastie Boys when that is the WORST representation of a what the Beastie Boys are and anyone who listens would welcome MORE Beastie Boys, but Program Directors EVERYWHERE have massive egos and think they know better than the masses......PLEASE READ BELOW
Basically this has been a constant struggle for me but I HATE / LOATHE the current state of music, If current state of music is defined by music while I am listening.
So with that said I don't like the radio EVER.
And I especially don't like corporate radio as it ruins music at the expense of making money and artists NEVER get a chance to evolve anymore unless you are one of the chosen. We ALL know record companies control this so its flavor of the month and you have to play a certain number of songs so many times in one day.
Pop radio is REALLY bad at this which is why you will hear the same song almost every hour.
Pink Floyd |
I guess what I am getting at radio finds something beats the FUCK out of it rather than be smart and explore.
For example, are you telling me that the only Pink Floyd songs that are good are the ones on the radio and 90% of the listeners have the albums so would like to hear DEEPER cuts.
The BEST example I can think of is NEW ROCK stations playing "Fight For Your Right" by the Beastie Boys when that is the WORST representation of a what the Beastie Boys are and anyone who listens would welcome MORE Beastie Boys, but Program Directors EVERYWHERE have massive egos and think they know better than the masses......PLEASE READ BELOW
Ike and Tina Turner
(probably during her daily beatings....NOT GOOD)
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Dear BAD MUSICIANS,
Please stop making this thing you call music. As I write this, my ears are bleeding and I'm taking four different prescriptions to keep the seizures your music causes at bay. Enclosed, please find the picture of a dead bird. This bird did not die by being hit by a car. No, I happened to have my windows open playing your atrocious music and it simply fell from the sky. If I believed in a God, I would take this as a sign to stop playing your music.
Grace Slick (WAY before "We Built This City") |
CASH!!!
and Thank you.
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GOOD MUSIC and the MASSES
CUNT |
I guess Suge Knight got the last laugh. Sorry 2Pac |
Pull your damn pants up you fucking asshole |
and yes below is Danny Bonaduce...
BYE NOW
Heidi Fucking Klum cause she is HOT |